SCM music player super high school level dirtbag

majestic-beard:

movie where the deep and soulful white boy protagonist finally finds true love with his manic pixie dream girl to a kinks soundtrack but actually she’s a violent sociopath who seduces deep and soulful white boys with her diverse, trendy interests and keeps them all in a basement for bloodsport, forcing these spaghetti-armed “creative professionals”in thick-rimmed glasses to fight each other to the death for her amusement while she listens to ke$ha and eats taco bell

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

levi-has-the-booty:

i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”

nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

seifukucat:

battle of the century

animauxing:

may nook man have mercy on my weak human soul

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
me: zelda is the name of the guy



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