SCM music player super high school level dirtbag

brokje:

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
Goat 1: what is that
Goat 2: idk, you wanna go stand on it?
Goat 1: yeah ok

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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archewill:

where he belongs

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

Onion

badkidsjokes:

my friend thought that a onion was the only food that makes you cry so what did i do?

i threw a water melon at his face

phaselockings:

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