do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
where he belongs
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
my friend thought that a onion was the only food that makes you cry so what did i do?
i threw a water melon at his face
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