SCM music player super high school level dirtbag

daffydthomas:

one gf a day keeps tf away

kuueater:

kuueater:

why do dads always just want tools for father’s day

what are they building

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sirderpington:

glameows:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who

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i am so happy i dont remember this

I am so sad I remember this

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

yaoigurt:

au where kaworu is a party animal

list of electronic music genres, in order of most to least environmentally friendly

jobhaver:

zollgax:

jobhaver:

  1. witch house, moon powered
  2. vaporwave, steam powered
  3. space rock, solar powered
  4. ambient, wind powered
  5. psychedelic trance, mind powered
  6. drum and bass, are the bass farm raised or wild caught?
  7. acid house, too many chemicals
  8. industrial, very heavy carbon footprint

I’d argue that vapor wave should be down there with industrial, where’d this steam come from huh?

the steam is harvested wildly

glameows:

how does sonic wear headphones (properly)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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