movie where the deep and soulful white boy protagonist finally finds true love with his manic pixie dream girl to a kinks soundtrack but actually she’s a violent sociopath who seduces deep and soulful white boys with her diverse, trendy interests and keeps them all in a basement for bloodsport, forcing these spaghetti-armed “creative professionals”in thick-rimmed glasses to fight each other to the death for her amusement while she listens to ke$ha and eats taco bell
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.
420 praise it, mein Führer
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”
I told this kid that memes are dumb
Good gender neutral baby names:
- Unit 00
- Unit 01
- Unit 02
battle of the century
may nook man have mercy on my weak human soul
American Horror Story: Murder House